I am conducting a very important experiment. Does anyone want to participate?

You will be paid $50 for your participation. During this experiment you will be locked in a room with food, water, a bed, and a bathroom, as well as hygenic items. The experiment lasts 24 hours. The experiment is that you will be locked in the room and subjected to a nonstop loop of the song "Friday" by Rebecca black at the modest volume level of about 150 decibels. This experiment is to determine if this song is an effective method of torture or not, as hypothesized by several scientists. You will not be allowed to exit the room for ANY reason during the duration of this experiment. You will not be harmed in any way during this experiment nor will you be in any danger. If you would like to participate in this experiment, please contact me at (339)-337-2945 for more details.